Iran 'biggest threat to Mid-East'

It must be so, 'cos that's what Condi says. And Condi would never tell a lie. Next thing you know, Iran will be launching an invasion of some Middle Eastern country and justifying it with a pack of lies.


Wait a minute, didn't somebody else do that already?

New Kid on the Cell Block

You've heard of 'The General' and 'The Penguin' and 'The Monk'. Now meet Rory Lyons, aka 'The Retard'.

This moron should've got twenty years for criminal stupidity alone, never mind the drugs.

The Surge no one wants to talk about

Compared to the so-called 'Surge' of 30,000 US troops, this is a tidal wave.

Just what the Middle East needs...

...A massive infusion of weaponry.

Watch this space

What happens in Basra in the next few months could be a foretaste of things to come farther north in the next few years.

It could have been me

Dammit, it should have been me. But it wasn't :(

There's trouble at pig-sty

Only six teats...sorry, seats...and a dozen hungry piglets. Something's gotta give.

Don't ya just hate it...

...When ya find out yer boyfriend has been cheating on ya. An' with a buncha terrists, at that. After all ya do fer him, an' all.

It isn't easy being...

...The Man. Well, what did he expect?

Cats

I've never liked cats. Always avoided them like the plague. Looks like I was right...

Sorry about that...

Just nipped down to the shop for a pint of milk. Took a bit longer than I expected. Anything happen while I was out?